2009

SUCK
A middle aged band called The Winners having been playing local bars for years and are trying to give it one more try of making big before calling it quits. When their bass player, Jennifer ends up being bitten by a vampire (Dimitri Coats) the band starts to get noticed. The big attraction now is the hot looking bass player. Of course when you’re a vampire you need blood to survive then the rest of the band wants to become vampires so Jennifer assist them. Now as they tour they are leaving a trail of bloodless dead bodies. Meantime vampire hunter Eddie Van Helsing (Malcolm McDowell) is tracking them down.

During this time they run across plenty of guest such as Alice Cooper who is a bartender but little do they know he’s a vampire too. Alice’s part is very good & they make him very scary looking at the crossroad scene. Alice’s daughter Calico appears as the bar maid. Iggy Pop plays former musician who they use his equipment to record some demos. Rollins is the fast talking DJ you hear through out the movie. Moby plays Beef a rocker who’s pretty arrogant. Alex Lifeson plays a border security guard at Canadian border.

This isn’t a bad story as horror movies go plus you some dark humor along w/ some spinal tap scenes. On the DVD case it reads it has the potential to become a cult classic. I think it has the potential. The music is all original most of the songs are done by the director & staring actor Rob Stefaniuk. Plus Dimitri Coats from Burning Brides includes a video of “Flesh And Bone”. The DVD also includes the making of the movie and Alice appears a number of times through out.

Malcolm Mcdowell (Actor), Dave Foley (Actor), Rob Stefaniuk (Director & Main Actor)